Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Top 10 things that piss me right the fuck off.

Well i thought i was way overdue for some typical blog bitching, so here we go!

10) When someone ruins a joke by explaining it.
If someone is too slow-witted to get it the first time, explaining it to them a second time will just piss off the people who did get it. It's stupid to do so since you are targeting either one person (hopefully...) and slowing down the pace for their sake to the detriment of everyone elses enjoyment. Remember having to slow down in algebra because three people passing notes or jerking around in class weren't paying attention? Yeah, it sucked ass becuase it made you feel like you were being dragged down to their level.

Which reminds me of:

9) Elitist assholes.
These are the people that equate success with income and happiness with having more, Its a shame that simply believing that is robbing them of the main source of happiness for most people, having friends and /or people that accept you and like you for who you are. Noone really liked that one jocky asshole in highschool that constantly put his fellow athletes down to make himself look better, and nobody likes someone who just constantly brags about the stupid shit they've acquired because of how great they are. They constantly remind you how shitty you are, when in reality,  if they didn't, you'd realize that they have no personality and no real empathy. Theres only one sentence that elitists cant stand to hear: "Who gives a shit?"

8)People who hold 1-sided conversations.
Seriously, fuck off. I'm not going to just sit there and reflect your own bullshit back to you. Especially when I don't give a shit about what you're talking about and never will.

7)People who never shut up about getting "stoned".
While the plant itself is beneficial, you running your mouth about is not. These people have nothing more interesting to add to the conversation other than their antics yesterday, Don't get me wrong, that's perfectly fine as long as: I know you well,you rarely mention it, and if you have some relevant information afterwards.
This goes right back to me hating elitism, They talk about it in a way that sounds like bragging, instead of informing or engaging.


 6)Lesbians that I'm interested in.
Theres nothing more frustrating than finding the perfect girl and having her sexuality shoot you out of the water. You can convert them back to at least bisexual, but its altogether too much work.

5)Being given irrelevant information.
Did you know that Robofish appears in all three timesplitters games? well now you do, and you don't need to know. So while you're left thinking: "what the heck is a robofish?" Your mind is distracted from the task at hand.

4) Fake-ass ice cream.
Theres nothing more disgusting than biting into one of these rancid fudgesickles just to be disapointed by the concoction of what seems to be non-dairy creamer and corn syrup frozen on a stick.

3) People who whine about their life (and don't do anything that promotes positive change)
We all know these sniveling pricks that just can't do anything right in their own eyes. They are natural pessimists and drag everyone else down with them. those assholes. In reality, nothing happens for these people because they aren't even trying.

2) The price of merchandise is rising, while the quality is dropping.
I went to wal-mart the other day, they wanted 20 dollars for a shirt as thin as fucking paper, and it was cotton, not silk or anything like that. Look around you, quantities of meat in restaraunt meals are shrinking while the price goes up and even increases.

1) The Game.
You just lost it.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Hades is allergic to lemons!

Up-and-coming youtube pooper gertelish released never-before seen footage of Hercules.


Thursday, April 7, 2011

Blind

So much has been on my mind these past few months, thoughts of the future, thoughts of others, thoughts of myself... and the same redundant question that noone can answer, "Why?"
Slap why after any given fact and the fact seems to lose its air of importance immediatly, The earth revolves around the sun, why? what is the functional purpose of it? from a creatoinist standpoint, no answer can exist, since God could have made us without the need for light or energy, and even if we do need those things, he could have caused us to generate our own. From a scientific standpoint, simply questioning the everyday fact that the earth revolves around the sun is utterly absurd. After all, we've proved it... yeah in our own terms. our knowledge is totally biased and ultimately meaningless. Take time as an example, our concept of time functions only on earth because it is based on seasons changing, its all relative, relatively arrogant to think our race actually knows something compared to the infinite potential of the universe. Its almost haunting and soul-deadening to stop and consider how utterly insignificant our lives are compared to the vastness of the universe. Taken out of context, our live's greatest acheivements are nothing more than a passing phase, an indescernable blip in universal history meshed between other equally indescernable blips.

Stay focused on your little life, because if you step back and look at the big picture... you might go blind.

-Tech

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

When I was 13, I had my first starbucks!

Justin beiber gets his corporately-sponsored ass handed to him by an everyday youtube-pooper

Monday, April 4, 2011

What the hell?

Hey everyone!

Did you ever have an unusual fixation with beards? Do you desire to unlock the ancient secrets of beard manicuring and science? then do I ever have the site for you!

http://www.beards.org/features.php

Cheers!
-Tech

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Butterfingers!!!

One of the best youtube poops ever made.

All credit goes to Deepercutt for this masterpiece! =)

Read Come as You Are: The Story of Nirvana online for free!

Hey everybody! I thought you may be interested in reading this in-depth biography of the grunge bands interesting roots and journey to fame.

http://www.isbnlib.com/preview/0385471998/Come-as-you-are-the-story-of-Nirvana

I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I have !=)

-Tech

Youtube poop hall of fame =)


One of the greatest.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Everthing is terrible!

Here's a link to one of my FAVORITE blogs of all time! =)
You can view the most awkward moments from the most awful 80's b movies and commercials!
http://www.everythingisterrible.com/

Sorry that the blog has been skimpy lately, but I've been sick and sleeping @_@

Happy blogging!

-Tech